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By - September 1, 2010

Obama Grades Cars, Because We Are Too Dumb

The Environmental Protection Agency and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on Monday introduced proposed new window stickers that would appear on new vehicles beginning in the 2012 model year.

The new stickers rate vehicles on fuel economy, greenhouse gases and smog-forming pollutants, and would assign vehicles a letter grade, a proposal that was quickly criticized by automakers. Guess what grade those big SUV’s will get.

I have a natural problem with this proposal. I spend most of the school year instilling the importance of going above and beyond in school to my children. I expect them to strive for “A”s in every class. They may not get an A, but I expect “A” work effort. How can I now look at my kids and tell them I want an “F” for a car?

I looked high and low for a car that would garner a “A+” rating from the Obama administration, and I finally found it. It is the Obummer (Obama’s version of the Hummer), see the picture and description below:

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