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By - September 18, 2011

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden’s understanding and knowledge of foreign affairs has again come into question. When asked about the best way to deal with ethnic cleansing, Biden responded by saying that the White House does not endorse one detergent over another.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After nearly two weeks of negotiations, Nancy Grace agrees not to do any background checks on the judges of “Dancing With The Stars”, that gives her low scores. She acknowledged that her sole purpose was to embarrass them or possibly expose something they’ve done in the past that’s illegal, and then profiling them on her show. Nancy did however reserve the right to dabble into the personal lives of any of the contestants that she considered a viable threat to her victory.

 

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama denies a rumor that he believes he’ll lose the election next year, after republican Bob Turner won a congressional seat in New York. However, the President refused to comment on why he was recently seen at a local post office picking up some change of address cards.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At Dulles International Airport, the Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano warns all TSA employees, that she will immediately fire any of them that pats her down in an attempt to finally confirm her gender.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry, states that he regrets the way he responded to NBC’s Brian Williams’ question during the republican debate, regarding the 234 executions in Texas. A spokesman for Perry said that in hindsight, the Texas governor preferred that the debate was held in his state, and capital punishment would be allowed against biased left wing journalists that asks loaded idiotic questions.

 

Here is a YouTube clip of Blake Grantham’s stand up routine.  Blake will be in D.C. Sept 19 doing his stand up routine.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PBxe9a8ycw

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