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By - October 20, 2011

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct. 20th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is said to be furious after President Obama not only refused to shake his hand, but laughed in his face with his staff. The situation happened when both men thought the microphones were turned off. Biden extended his hand while asking Obama does he want him as a running mate again in 2012. Obama laughed and told him that he preferred not to make the same mistake twice.

 

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congresswoman Michele Bachmann states that the recent invitation she accepted from Donald Trump, turned out to be a very unproductive meeting. She said she wanted to talk about the economy and promoting conservative values, and he was trying to convince her to sell him some of her hair

 

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces a new law that he expects will be passed in the next few days. It allows Wall Street protestors to sleep and live in the nearby parks only two months out of the year… January and February.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chairman and CEO of Solar Energy Company Solyndra Brian Harrison resigns. He tells Congress that he feels awful about his company filing for bankruptcy after receiving a $528 million loan from the federal government. But he said he is very content walking away with his recent multi-million dollar bonus, and so was several other top executives from his company that also received impressive bonuses. He added, that his proudest achievement was them recently nominating him for the “Outstanding Leadership for 2012” award.

 

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that the Wall Street Protestors has already costed the city nearly $10 million. He explained that the biggest two costs are: $3 million in overtime for the Police Department, and $5.5 million in Glade, which has to be constantly sprayed over the majority of the protestors that presently aren’t taking personal hygiene too serious.

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