By - December 22, 2011

Dear Santa! All I Want For Christmas Is…

Children lined up in stores across America this time of year is common place, of course all to see Jolly Ole St. Nick.  They each have a list hoping to get most everything they ask for.  Some children write Santa letters with their extensive list of Christmas wishes.  Well, this is my list for Santa Claus.  Why should I be any different?

Dear Santa;  Instead of the normal Christmas request, I will put my usual request for a 1965 GTO with a 389 Tri-Power engine on hold.  I know it’s hard to fit down the chimney anyway and it can be as hard to find as a conservative front-runner in the republican primary.

Speaking of which, here is my Christmas wish list for Christmas 2011:

In this year, we will have an extrodinarily important Presidential election, which will end in either further restrictions of our freedoms, by re-electing Barack Obama or the possibility of reversing some of the lunacy set out in the last 3 years.  I wish for either a true conservative candidate or one that will be beholden to the Constitution (well at least one who doesn’t believe the Constitution requires the US to commit foreign policy suicide as Ron Paul believes) to win the primaries and then go on to beat the current President.

I also wish to take control of the Senate, sending Sen. Harry Reid back to his seat as the Senate minority leader.  By the way Santa, Mr. Reid should be on your “bad” list, as he has a habit of lying to the American people regularly.

I wish to maintain control of the House, while adding more true conservatives to the ranks of the House, then maybe they will re-vote on their House leader, thus getting a conservative as leader and giving John Boehner another reason to cry.

Dear Santa, I know I am asking a lot, but could you please escort Obama, Biden, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, Ben Nelson, and as many other liberals as you can back to their home states, as unemployed persons after the 2012 election?

Speaking of the unemployed, can you please make those involved in the Occupy Wall Street movement, bathe?  This would be a giant step toward helping these people find employment, then the only thing stopping these people from being able to get a job is their own laziness.

I know this is asking a lot, and like many other kids this time of year, I don’t expect to get everything on my list but please give me as much as possible.  If you can’t give me anything on my list, you can leave the 65′ GTO in the driveway.  I will need something to drown my sorrow, if I lose out on this list.

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