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By - July 13, 2012

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Herder at the beach

Last week Obama was having a photo-op breakfast with a 70 year old small business owner in Ohio .  He hugged her and stiffed her without paying.  About six hours later, the business owner had a heart attack and died. Not only is Obama killing the small businesses in America, he is killing the small business owner.

Still completing his lifetime appointment, “you know dog” Randy Jackson is the last American Idol judge left on the show. Bootylicious JoLo and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler  have decided not to return to America’s favorite has been reality show. The rumor is Randy will invite Mariah Carey, so she too can have another 15 minutes of fame and fill one of the spots.  If America could vote “off the bench” their own Supreme Court Justices, I know which one would be first to go.  When Judge Roberts handed Congress unlimited power last week in allowing Obamacare to stand. He is smart enough to know his decision will set a precedent of which Congress will apply itself with extreme prejudice into our lives. I am joining the Obama chorus- it’s all Bush’s fault!

I like to ride my chairs like my bikes- without a seat

“The Wedding Crashers” is one of my favorite comedies. Spring and summer bring all those nuptials we all love to attend, even if they have a different theme off of my usual beaten path. CNN host Anderson Cooper announced he is marrying his boy-toy in September and the Red State Report mascot Barney Frank got hitched to his boyfriend last week. Even though our invites must have been lost in the mail, we still want to give our readers a small taste on what happened. One person described it as “the wedding of the century for gay liberal democrats”. I have another description. How about a bridal festival of sodomy? I am sure a lot of cocktail weenies were consumed and meat lover’s pizza.

 

Speaking of CNN, Anderson Cooper and Piers Morgan had a combined audience of less than 395,000 people a month ago. At the same time, Bristol Palin’s “Life’s a Tripp” reality show debut to an audience of 726,000 viewers and was called a dismal failure by every main stream media critic.    If you remove all the airports,hotels, restaurants, and malls where CNN is forced upon us, the audience would be closer to 87 people.

Watch out for Clinton doing a reach around

Anderson Cooper was a Ralph Lauren model back in the day. Ralph Lauren has designed the American’s Official Olympic outfits, complete with Monica Lewinsky beret. I have not ran into too many Americans wearing that little bean on their head, but hey, I am a global kind of guy. Apparently, so is Ralph Lauren, because our olympic uniforms were made in China. This is one time I agree with Harry Reid- burn them. However; China is probably the only place that we can put our clothes purchases on lay-away at the moment.

Headed to the beach?  If you are not feeling safe with all the shark sightings and medical waste washing up on our shores, take a look at today’s beach fashion in Israel.  Could this be what is hiding under those burkas the Muslim women are wearing?  No wonder, their men are so angry.

Shark Patrol

This week Condi Rice’s name emerged as a possible vice president candidate. I don’t believe it and still think Marco Rubio or Paul Ryan will get the call. I like Condi, but her ties to Bush would re-energize “it’s all Bush’s fault” movement to the nth degree. I am obsessing over the electoral map and here is how I see the election playing out.  Obama could win because of the Roashack principle.  In generic polling, people still chose Obama over the other guy before we even knew who he was or before the media defines him.  What I mean is- in people’s minds they can create the perfect candidate vs. the current guy in the office. People are obviously satisfied with the status quo.   The Romney campaign better take note.  Obama wins by 90 or more.

If Mitt wins, it would be by 90 or more electoral votes. The electorate wants to go overwhelmingly in the direction the person at the top will paint for them.  I don’t see it playing out differently.

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  1. Wayne says:

    All True….especially CNN’s lack of viewers….

  2. Janine ter Kuile says:

    Matt,

    Just a little disappointed at the’ bridal festival’ description of sodomy. You have so much talent. I hope and pray that you will find a way to use that to acheive something truly positive and meaningful in your life. There is enough hatred and aggression in the world the way it is. Peace and Love,
    Janine

    “The Wedding Crashers” is one of my favorite comedies. Spring and summer bring all those nuptials we all love to attend, even if they have a different theme off of my usual beaten path. CNN host Anderson Cooper announced he is marrying his boy-toy in September and the Red State Report mascot Barney Frank got hitched to his boyfriend last week. Even though our invites must have been lost in the mail, we still want to give our readers a small taste on what happened. One person described it as “the wedding of the century for gay liberal democrats”. I have another description. How about a bridal festival of sodomy? I am sure a lot of cocktail weenies were consumed and meat lover’s pizza.

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