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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.

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How Do We Read All These Polls?

How Do We Read All These Polls?

Polls come flying out of multiple press outlets daily like bullets from an M-16.  Some have Romney up by 1, others Obama by 1, then there are the polls that have Obama with huge leads in nearly all the battleground states, while another has us believe Pennsylvania is within a…

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Reasons To Vote For And Pledge Allegiance To Obama

Reasons To Vote For And Pledge Allegiance To Obama

Actresses throughout Hollywood are now asking people to“plege allegiance to Obama“.  As Jessica Alba stated:  “Growing up, my classmates and I started every day with a ritual: We’d stand up, put our right hand over our hearts,

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no shoes, no shirt, no jackets filled with high explosives, no service policy”. They said it is an insensitive and arrogant attempt by…

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Have we Forgotten? 9/11 Anniversary Edition

On this 9/11  Anniversary, one question needs to be asked again…have we forgotten?

This a reprint of a post written by Matthew Jerome last year.  I think it is worth a 2nd look.

This Saturday marks an American day of irreversible events that have defined a religion, reshaped a…

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How Is Aborti-stock Doing?

How Is Aborti-stock Doing?

After two full days I am wondering, how is the DNC Convention, a.k.a Aborti-stock doing?

Up to this point it appears Aborti-stock is becoming an audition for the next face of Sham Wow.  The speakers are excellent performers, reading the teleprompter flawlessly.

The democrats climbed all over…

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Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th

Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, states that she plans on taking it one step further. She tells a Denver crowd, that she will soon be lobbying for…

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Ask Matty: Musical Chairs

Ask Matty: Musical Chairs

Dear Matty:
Am I missing something with Clint Eastwood and the chair?

Buffy, Vancouver

Dear Buffy,
I must admit I was doing my part to stimulate the economy the evening Mr. Eastwood was talking to the chair. I too, was confused when i started watching it mid-way through…

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