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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 31st

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 31st

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Despite an all-star cast, “Movie 43” is being universally called the “worst flick ever made” by every critic in America. According to reports from several cities nationwide it is so bad, that many theater owners have been arrested and tossed into…

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Obama To Erase Memories Of Ronald Reagan?

Obama To Erase Memories Of Ronald Reagan?

Does anybody know the original names of the cities currently known as Leningrad or Stalingrad?  These cities were renamed to glorify the murderous, communist leaders of Russia.  Memories were erased of the Russia that existed before the bolshevik revolution, at least that was the attempt.

Could a similar thing be happening

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My New York State of Mind

My New York State of Mind

Michelle Obama is being sued by the Cleveland Browns for wearing one of their football helmets in public without permission…

The San Francisco 49ners & the Baltimore Ravens will square off in Super Bowl 47 next Sunday . Thanks to Ray Lewis, the Ravens have a killer defense…

Nice crocodile…

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Watch Out After This Inaugural Address

Watch Out After This Inaugural Address

Most presidents bloviate during their inaugural addresses.  It is usually a cure for insomnia and Obama is no different.  It is important to listen to Obama’s words this time around.

Instead of the normal, “we can work together for the country’s sake, both democrat and republican”, Obama took on a Hitler/Castroesque…

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Toy Gun Control

Toy Gun Control

Ever since the Sandy Hook tragedy Obama has been focused like a laser on gun control.  Obama is so focused on saving people from gun violence, that when it came time to nominate an ATF director Obama had no trouble inRead More » | No Comments

My New York State of Mind

My New York State of Mind

President Obama’s half-brother is running for Governor in Kenya. A confused Donald Trump immediately accused him of being born in Hawaii.

The results of President Obama’s periodic medical exam will be released before the end of this month. If they check his social security card, they may find he has…

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D.C. Motto

D.C. Motto “Just Do It” As long as Obama is in Charge

Apparently D.C. has had license plates with the quote “Taxation Without Representation” on them since at least the Clinton administration.  Clinton had the quote on his limousines, Bush did not.  All this is in line with statehood beliefs of each president.

Obama, the CEO of all of our DMVs, has…

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This Is A Beauty Contest, Not A IQ Contest

This Is A Beauty Contest, Not A IQ Contest

I have wondered out loud about the intelligence of the normal person in our country.  I have found a couple of video’s, that show at least those we hope are intelligent are, well…mental midgets

I know, some of you will say she meant medical marijuana.  I don’t think so.  She…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013:

1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the first time.

2. Through Ancestry.com, Tom Cruise will discovery that he is a direct descendant of munchkins.

3. Senator Nancy Pelosi will…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Washington elites are looking into the 2009 idea, of Georgia blogger only known as “Beowulf”, of releasing a trillion dollar coin, made of  platinum. No point in obtaining a trillion dollars worth of platinum. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is warming up to it. The idea being the treasury could create…

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My New York State of Mind

My New York State of Mind

I cannot stand Gloria Steinem…she reminds me of Schelprock from Pebbles & Bam Bam Show….the guy whose mere presence “woowsie wowsie whoah” would cause crowds to flee and buildings to collapse.

Director David R. Ellie died this week. Anyone remember the movie Snakes on the Plane? I never unintentionally laughed…

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Taxocalypse Now

Taxocalypse Now

Who thought the agreement for higher taxes during the fiscal cliff debate was the end of the tax increase discussion in Washington?  Who thought the democrats would really be happy raising taxes on just those making $450 K and higher?

Who will be surprised to find the democrats are not…

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CFL's Cause Cancer

CFL’s Cause Cancer

January 1 brought forth a lot of new regulation and taxes, from mainly Obamacare.  Many regulations have come forth in the dark, most of which originate from the EPA.  The latest is an example and what can happen with  government actions without concern for the consequences.

As of January 1, the…

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