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9-11 Remembered Thru Song

9-11 Remembered Thru Song

Each year, as we commemorate the day of the worst attack on American soil by a foreign entity, I reminisce with a heavy heart the wave of emotions I felt that day.  I watch the various cable channels as the digital recordings play out, in real time, the events of…

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My New York State of Mind

My New York State of Mind

President Obama’s half-brother is running for Governor in Kenya. A confused Donald Trump immediately accused him of being born in Hawaii.

The results of President Obama’s periodic medical exam will be released before the end of this month. If they check his social security card, they may find he has…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Washington elites are looking into the 2009 idea, of Georgia blogger only known as “Beowulf”, of releasing a trillion dollar coin, made of  platinum. No point in obtaining a trillion dollars worth of platinum. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is warming up to it. The idea being the treasury could create…

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Where does the Buck stop in DC?

Where does the Buck stop in DC?

Marlon Brando refused his Oscar award (1972) for the title role in ‘The Godfather’ as a means of publicizing the cause of Native American Indians.  In order to protest Hollywood’s (and America’s) poor treatment of Native Americans, Brando sent a woman who called herself Sacheen Littlefeather to make a ‘refusal…

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What Comes After 2012?

What Comes After 2012?

Dear Matty,

My friends and I just got done watching the movie 2012. According to the Mayans, and Nostradamus, the world is coming to an end in 12/21/2012. Now we have earthquakes in Haiti, snow on the ground in 49 states, cats and dogs living together. Tell me Matty, is…

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Matty's Corralled Thought- Death of the Twinkie

Matty’s Corralled Thought- Death of the Twinkie

Video killed the radio star and the union added snack cakes to its (job) death toll today.  It was announced today that Hostess will be going out of business (liquidating sugary liquids) and taking with them the beloved Twinkie, Ding Dong and Ho Ho. Normally this column is titled…

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Unsolvable X-File: A Creature Feature

Unsolvable X-File: A Creature Feature

“I want to believe” was a poster seen in the opening credits of X-Files and the over-riding theme of FBI Special Agents Scully and Mulder on the X-Files. The weekly shows would feature some paranormal phenomenon or person(s) and the two agents were called-in to investigate. Agent Fox Mulder was…

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PSA for surviving Election Night Riots

PSA for surviving Election Night Riots

While dodging zombies, mummies and other brainless wonders on Halloween night, I got to thinking on “how are we going to contend with the disappointed brainless Obama voter on election night?”   The Democrats will do anything to maintain power.  Rumors have been milling about that if Obama loses and…

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Red State Report Endorsement for President

Red State Report Endorsement for President

Here at the Red State Report, we do not enjoy the same tax status of a church. So, like many black churches in America, we are allowed to recommend to you who to…

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An alleged abortion-cancer link

An alleged abortion-cancer link

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and pink is appearing everywhere, including NFL games. While fighting breast cancer is a noble cause, not all people are eager to jump on the bandwagon.

That includes those who celebrate October as Respect Life Month and are convinced of a possible link

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Romney Vs. Obama Round 1: A Knockout!

Romney Vs. Obama Round 1: A Knockout!

No matter how you slice it, it was a great night for Mitt Romney.  Butt stomping, beatdown, whatever you want to call it.  At times, it was hard to tell who was President and who wasn’t.  While I don’t think it was a homerun, Romney certainly hit doubles and triples…

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Matty, What to do about Israel?

Matty, What to do about Israel?

Dear Matty:

Foreign policy is an important consideration in the upcoming election.  Now we have the middle east in full anti-American mode, with attacks on embassies in Yemen, Egypt and Libya.  Now we find Obama will not meet with PM Netanyahu, but is taking time out of his “busy” schedule…

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Have we Forgotten? 9/11 Anniversary Edition

On this 9/11  Anniversary, one question needs to be asked again…have we forgotten?

This a reprint of a post written by Matthew Jerome last year.  I think it is worth a 2nd look.

This Saturday marks an American day of irreversible events that have defined a religion, reshaped a…

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Ask Matty: Musical Chairs

Ask Matty: Musical Chairs

Dear Matty:
Am I missing something with Clint Eastwood and the chair?

Buffy, Vancouver

Dear Buffy,
I must admit I was doing my part to stimulate the economy the evening Mr. Eastwood was talking to the chair. I too, was confused when i started watching it mid-way through…

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Matty's Corraled Thoughts

Matty’s Corraled Thoughts

For those youngsters out there still thinking of getting that tattoo, Russia has revealed the tattooed decorated body

of a 25 year old Ukok princess.  She is thought to have died and been preserved for over 2,500 years. For the past 19 years the mummy has been kept mainly at a…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

As the battle for the White House wages on, so does the

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Last week Obama was having a photo-op breakfast with a 70 year old small business owner in Ohio .  He hugged her and stiffed her without paying.  About six hours later, the business owner had a heart attack and died. Not only is Obama killing the small businesses in…

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It Ain't Easy Being Green

It Ain’t Easy Being Green

A great lesson is upon us straight from across the pond.  United Kingdom drivers are being punished for going green.  The treasury is considering adding additional taxes, onto those individuals that have purchased hybrid vehicles, because they are going to be losing additional gas revenue.  They are determining the…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Funny how a cartoon can imitate life so well. In the Simpsons’ episode “New Kid on the Block”, Homer takes Sea Captain Horatio McCallister to court because he was denied all he could eat seafood, while still hungry, at The Frying Dutchman’s all-you-can-eat buffet. Wisconsin’s own Bill Wisth had the…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Following her predecessor’s lead (Collin Powell), Hillary Clinton left her war paint at home and greeted her Bangladesh counterparts au natural, a couple days ago. The media has been going ga ga ever since about her ” I don’t give a dam” look. She might have been coming off of…

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