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Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

 

Romney and Obama are battling over dogs.

I love epic events the can define a generation.  Nowadays, most epic events start the letter “X” (X-games, XFL, Xbox, Xanax).  That letter just seems cooler.  But, for an older generation, our epic events started with the words “the battle of…” …

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D.C. Ink

D.C. Ink

Dear Matty,
It is tax time again and I was wondering why the U.S. Tax Code is 6 times longer than War and Peace?

Amy in Omaha

Dear Amy,
It is tax week for us working Americans.  I checked out Tolstoy’s War and Peace from the library and started counting the…

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Another Hollyweird Diet Craze

Another Hollyweird Diet Craze

The Hollyweird Diet

I have spent too much time lately, ingesting the news from Hollyweird and I have had little room left in my brain for politics. That will be changing soon; but until then, leave it to Hollyweird for another new food craze. Who hasn’t been tempted by that…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Florida, in an effort to become a larger influence on the presidential nominating process, is considering a move of its presidential primary to January 31, 2012. The move would be in direct violation of primary rules set forthby the Republican National Committee. The RNC has barred any state other than…

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News of the Day: Matty's Corralled Thoughts

News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

News of the Day: Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

The Pamplona Running of the Bulls is taking place now. It is a part of the S an Fermin Festival, which runs in Pamplona, Spain, from July 6 to July 14 every year.  The race- which has people dressed in white shirt…

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Groupie Needs Picture

Groupie Needs Picture

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Frank-n-Beans Democrat Style

Frank-n-Beans Democrat Style

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, I mean Weiner

What is it with these New York congressman?  First it’s the shirtless Christopher Lee, now it’s the pantless Anthony Weiner (and no…

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No Newt For Now

No Newt For Now

Dear Matty,
I am a big fan of Newt Gingrich. Do you think he will ever run for the President of the United States? And if he does, what are his chances?

Mr. Wilson, Portland

Dear Mr. Wilson,
This is a question that the Pundits at the Red State…

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Racism and Color Blindness, Black Panther Style

Racism and Color Blindness, Black Panther Style

Racism and Color Blindness, Black Panther Style

The 2008 election of Barack Hussein Obama was a nail in the coffin of racism in America.  Many white American’s overcome with guilt from a wrong – probably not even committed by their ancestral tree-voted to prove they were not racist.  If…

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Jon Stewart's Relevant Journey to Funnyville

Jon Stewart’s Relevant Journey to Funnyville

Jon Stewart Journeys to Funnyville

History is full of inspirational and challenging journeys that have provided man with great wealth, knowledge, and power.  Listed below are some you may recognize.

-Odysseus’s Odyssey 1178 BC

-Spain’s search for El Dorado 1542

-Lewis & Clark’s journey across the uncharted territories of…

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Crazy Joe Biden:  Another

Crazy Joe Biden: Another “Closeted” Liberal Ruler Exposed

Crazy Joe Biden:  Another “Closeted” Liberal Ruler Exposed

Our nightmares and phobias can be the deadly poisons of the human condition.  They can inhibit your daily life and paralyze production, or the fear can sharpen your sense of well being by giving us an adrenaline rush with the emotional high…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

The biggest news coming out of Washington today is not America’s response to Egypt, Japan, or the rising gas prices.  It is Obama’s NCAA basketball picks! The president took the safe road by picking all four of the favorites to win their regions (Duke, Kansas, Ohio State, Pittsburg).  The president…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts: Oscar Night Edition!!

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts: Oscar Night Edition!!

If you feel your house shift a little to the west tonight, it can mean only one thing– the lefty Hollywood heavies are having a party.  Not just any party, but the grandaddy of them all!  It is the Academy Awards night. A night where celebrities will arrive in…

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The China Syndrome

The China Syndrome

The gun powder trail, laid by the Egyptian protests, are causing powder keg explosions around the world.  As the rent-a-mob and union thuggery epidemic spreads across America’s Great Lakes Region, there are many other regions of the world where people are risking their lives (unless you count the vandals who

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

The White House is giving Burger King a run for their money as the being known as the new home of the whopper.  Forget the day-to-day ones that come out of the mouths of the politicians that occupy the place and reflect on…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Here is a couple of observations for the birthers (that is an interesting link, best viewed with an aluminum hat).  President Obama has been less than forthcoming about his birth certificate, school records, passports, etc… The new Governor of Hawaii, although a longtime “friend” to the president, has…

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Obama's State Of His Mind Speech

Obama’s State Of His Mind Speech

I apologize if you take the time to subject yourself to watching The State of the Union speech by Obama. I would prefer to watch “Joanie Loves Chachi” over this dribble, but in the course of duty, I obliged.  We at the Red State Report can summarize the essence of…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts:  Obama's About Face

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts: Obama’s About Face

President Obama announced today that he is signing an executive order to review all government regulations.  It is kind of odd to sign a regulation to regulate the regulators that have made the regulations.  I think if Dr. Seuss were alive he could have fun with that sentence.  Obama acknowledges,…

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Acts of God & the Godless Acts of Politics

Acts of God & the Godless Acts of Politics

In The Yada Yada episode of Seinfeld, Kramer says “Mother Nature’s a mad scientist Jerry.” Unless you have been hiding in a bunker or in a cave with a Taliban commander, you are well aware of the series of large snow storms that hit the east coast this past

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Matty's Corralled 'Christmas at the Movies' Thoughts...

Matty’s Corralled ‘Christmas at the Movies’ Thoughts…

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” -Ronald Reagan

What better way to…

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