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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he worked feverishly over the past month to finish it, going through several boxes of crayons and coloring the last few pages.

 

 

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…

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London Burns, Is America Far Behind?

London Burns, Is America Far Behind?

London burns, as riots continue and spread from the city beyond from what began as a peaceful protest against a police shooting of a man who may have shot at the police.  Kind of reminds a person of Detroit, doesn’t it?!

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the former MSNBC host of “Countdown”, Keith Olbermann. According to the Nielsen Ratings and other polls, Current Tv is so boring, that the…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with demand. Because of the rule changes in Major League Baseball due to health reasons, all dugouts must now have at least ten spittoons.

 

 

 

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Unconfirmed Breaking News for July 13, 2011

Unconfirmed Breaking News for July 13, 2011

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily throwing some coffee he just bought at the restaurant, that he alleged was way too hot.

BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British…

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