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Unconfirmed Breaking News/June 3rd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/June 3rd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – President Obama’s chief counsel Kathryn Ruemmler, states that he is seriously considering suing reporters at ABC for breach of contract. She explained that during the past month, they have repeatedly violated their signed agreement with the White House, which was not…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 21st

Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 21st

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on MSNBC, former chairman of the NAACP Julian Bond, encourages the Internal Revenue Service to continue to target the Tea Party, and anyone else that aligns themselves with conservatives. He explained that the IRS should…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 6th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 6th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

 

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of speculation, the Democratic National Committee finally produces compelling evidence of their most loyal and dependable voters on any given election day.

 

 

 

 

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Indiana coach…

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Feminists: Save Nasty Comments For Women Who Aren't Feminists

Feminists: Save Nasty Comments For Women Who Aren’t Feminists

Lena Dunham, a person I was completely unaware of a couple of months ago, has come out with great advice for the women of America.   In a tweet to her followers Dunham tweeted:

Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminists and she has amazing teeth.  Let’s save our bad attitudes for the

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 14th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 14th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is upset with Texas Governor Rick Perry for running ads in California encouraging businesses to move to the Lone Star State because of the “low taxes, sensible regulations and fair legal system.” Brown countered by running ads stating…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 31st

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 31st

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Despite an all-star cast, “Movie 43” is being universally called the “worst flick ever made” by every critic in America. According to reports from several cities nationwide it is so bad, that many theater owners have been arrested and tossed into…

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My New York State of Mind

My New York State of Mind

Michelle Obama is being sued by the Cleveland Browns for wearing one of their football helmets in public without permission…

The San Francisco 49ners & the Baltimore Ravens will square off in Super Bowl 47 next Sunday . Thanks to Ray Lewis, the Ravens have a killer defense…

Nice crocodile…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013:

1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the first time.

2. Through Ancestry.com, Tom Cruise will discovery that he is a direct descendant of munchkins.

3. Senator Nancy Pelosi will…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 21st

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 21st

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine announces that President Obama will be their choice for Man of the Year for 2012. They say that he was given the title because of how hard and tirelessly he worked, doing everything he could to…

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Is Obama The Reason For The Season?

Is Obama The Reason For The Season?

Liberal sycophants are labeling Obama as more than the “One” again.  Michael D’Antuono has released his painting giving Obama the appearance of being crucified.  The painting was to first appear in 2008, but was pulled due the tremendous outrage at such a depiction.  D’Antuono stated “The crucifixion of the…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is again defending his statement that he was thankful for Hurricane Sandy, because it helped get President Obama reelected. He also said, that if it’ll help the democratic candidate get elected, in 2016 he wouldn’t…

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Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden

Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden

The Obama administration is trouble.  How do I know this?  Comedians are turning on Obama.

Jay Leno has found great fodder from within the Obama administration.  His latest monologue hit comes from his assessment of the Biden/Ryan debate.  Check out the video in the link below:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyMaOMVfqw

The best humor…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no shoes, no shirt, no jackets filled with high explosives, no service policy”. They said it is an insensitive and arrogant attempt by…

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Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th

Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, states that she plans on taking it one step further. She tells a Denver crowd, that she will soon be lobbying for…

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Does Debbie Wasserman Schultz Have A Twin?

Does Debbie Wasserman Schultz Have A Twin?

Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been a humorists’ dream over the last couple of years.  Not since her big brother Biden could someone lie so blatantly or be so stupid to say the things she does, which is so easy to find the truth about.

Recently, DWS was taken to task by…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – While addressing an audience of almost exclusively women at the Auraria Event Center, President Obama states that it is unfair for Michelle Obama not to be paid for what she does as the First Lady. He said that if that changes,…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

As the battle for the White House wages on, so does the

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama refuses to back down from his statement, that anyone that who has ever created a successful business, cannot take credit for building it. He went on to say that the Wright Brothers should not have taken credit for building…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Last week Obama was having a photo-op breakfast with a 70 year old small business owner in Ohio .  He hugged her and stiffed her without paying.  About six hours later, the business owner had a heart attack and died. Not only is Obama killing the small businesses in…

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