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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov. 15

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is again defending his statement that he was thankful for Hurricane Sandy, because it helped get President Obama reelected. He also said, that if it’ll help the democratic candidate get elected, in 2016 he wouldn’t…

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PSA for surviving Election Night Riots

PSA for surviving Election Night Riots

While dodging zombies, mummies and other brainless wonders on Halloween night, I got to thinking on “how are we going to contend with the disappointed brainless Obama voter on election night?”   The Democrats will do anything to maintain power.  Rumors have been milling about that if Obama loses and…

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Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden

Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden

The Obama administration is trouble.  How do I know this?  Comedians are turning on Obama.

Jay Leno has found great fodder from within the Obama administration.  His latest monologue hit comes from his assessment of the Biden/Ryan debate.  Check out the video in the link below:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyMaOMVfqw

The best humor…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no shoes, no shirt, no jackets filled with high explosives, no service policy”. They said it is an insensitive and arrogant attempt by…

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Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th

Unconfimed Breaking News/Sept 4th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, states that she plans on taking it one step further. She tells a Denver crowd, that she will soon be lobbying for…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – While addressing an audience of almost exclusively women at the Auraria Event Center, President Obama states that it is unfair for Michelle Obama not to be paid for what she does as the First Lady. He said that if that changes,…

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Gay Voices: Chick-Ful-A Don't Use

Gay Voices: Chick-Ful-A Don’t Use “Gay” Chickens

Even without the major media covering the ultra successful Chick-Ful-A Appreciation Day, one would have to live under a rock to be ignorant to Chick-Ful-A’s windfall that day.  This doesn’t mean everybody was happy.  On Fox News (the ultra crazy right wing media outlet, as the liberals would call it),…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

As the battle for the White House wages on, so does the

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama refuses to back down from his statement, that anyone that who has ever created a successful business, cannot take credit for building it. He went on to say that the Wright Brothers should not have taken credit for building…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Last week Obama was having a photo-op breakfast with a 70 year old small business owner in Ohio .  He hugged her and stiffed her without paying.  About six hours later, the business owner had a heart attack and died. Not only is Obama killing the small businesses in…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 8th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 8th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a White House press conference, President Obama speaks about his plan to go after the pharmaceutical companies to bring down the cost of Medicaid. He says he wants to pass a law that will heavily fine and or imprison any…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/June 13th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/June 13th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder is now in even more hot water after the media discovered a recent memo that he sent to his staff. In the memo, he warns everyone not to fully cooperate with current investigation regarding the recent…

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DC Comics To Announce The New Gay Superhero

DC Comics To Announce The New Gay Superhero

President Obama announces his (politically motivated) support for gay marriage and now everybody wants a piece.   All of a sudden the Afro-American community, usually standing against gay marriage are now getting on board…kind of like zombies (non racially biased ones of course).  All that bible stuff doesn’t really mean anything…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 23rd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 23rd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Los Angeles Laker guard Kobe Bryant speaks at a press conference, after the Thunder knocked them out of the playoffs. Bryant stated that even though it’s a team sport, he continues to get angry and frustrated when anyone on the…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Following her predecessor’s lead (Collin Powell), Hillary Clinton left her war paint at home and greeted her Bangladesh counterparts au natural, a couple days ago. The media has been going ga ga ever since about her ” I don’t give a dam” look. She might have been coming off of…

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Video: Batman Tries To Educate The Occupy Crowd

Video: Batman Tries To Educate The Occupy Crowd

I’m not sure if anybody can get through the dense matter that surrounds the abnormally small brains of those immersed in the Occupy movement, but if anybody can it’s the Dark Knight himself–Batman!

In the following video Batman will try to educate those who are of the Occupy group or…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Apr. 27th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Apr. 27th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM:

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that this latest scandal of Secret Service agents involved in prostitution, is a compelling reason for ObamaCare. He explained that the agents that are paid to protect him, should not have the extra financial burden of buying at…

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From Detroit With Love And Mr. Peace

From Detroit With Love And Mr. Peace

Author: The Amazing Chattburger:

There are sports figures that have set good examples for their fans, and then there are those whom you wouldn’t invite home for dinner.

Lloyd Bernard Free apparently set a trend when in 1981 he changed his first name to “World”.  That’s right; his name…

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Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

 

Romney and Obama are battling over dogs.

I love epic events the can define a generation.  Nowadays, most epic events start the letter “X” (X-games, XFL, Xbox, Xanax).  That letter just seems cooler.  But, for an older generation, our epic events started with the words “the battle of…” …

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