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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 26th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 26th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Fuzhou City, China – A 22 year old patient nicknamed “Xiaolian”, finally decides to get a nose removed that was growing on his forehead. He explained that he decided to finally have the surgery because of the constant frustration of nearly drowning every time…

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More Fun Disasters Caused By Global Warming

More Fun Disasters Caused By Global Warming

Global warming alarmists have tied “Global Warming” to everything from rising oceans to male pattern baldness (it’s true, somebody went there), now they have found a new crisis to blame global warming on…..Syria.

William Polk is a former State Department advisor. He

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 14th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013:

1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction to wearing lipstick for the first time.

2. Through Ancestry.com, Tom Cruise will discovery that he is a direct descendant of munchkins.

3. Senator Nancy Pelosi will…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

Washington elites are looking into the 2009 idea, of Georgia blogger only known as “Beowulf”, of releasing a trillion dollar coin, made of  platinum. No point in obtaining a trillion dollars worth of platinum. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is warming up to it. The idea being the treasury could create…

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My New York State of Mind

My New York State of Mind

I cannot stand Gloria Steinem…she reminds me of Schelprock from Pebbles & Bam Bam Show….the guy whose mere presence “woowsie wowsie whoah” would cause crowds to flee and buildings to collapse.

Director David R. Ellie died this week. Anyone remember the movie Snakes on the Plane? I never unintentionally laughed…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

As the battle for the White House wages on, so does the

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Love Affair With Chris Christie

Love Affair With Chris Christie

The Presidential candidate field on the republican side is chock full of people with ranging views from solid conservatives (Bachmann, Santorum, and Cain) to the foreign policy wacky (Ron Paul), the pro-pot candidate (Gary Johnson and he isn’t even the Green Party’s nomination), the pro-marriage candidate…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 14th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 14th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Former vice president Al Gore, plans on having a 24-hour worldwide presentation to combat the growing international disbelief that man’s actions is a major contributor to global warming. He said he agreed to have the program in Denmark, as long as…

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Who Is Rick Perry?

Who Is Rick Perry?

Rick Perry has been the focus of attention since announcing his intentions to run for President.  Questions are flying around painting him as a conservative and as a liberal.

Who is Rick Perry?

Here are 10 issues that could give…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/August 2nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the former MSNBC host of “Countdown”, Keith Olbermann. According to the Nielsen Ratings and other polls, Current Tv is so boring, that the…

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The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)

The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)

The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)

It’s been two years since the disastrous passage of the Economic Stimulus package and Obama and the main stream press are still defending it as the single greatest legislation to come from Washington (outside the healthcare law) since Washington was President.

The White House website…

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The Day The Earth Stood Still:  Red State Report Movie Review

The Day The Earth Stood Still: Red State Report Movie Review

Film Review: “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008, 20th Century-Fox; Scott
Derrickson, Director)

Review by Richard Terrell

Cast & credits
Klaatu: Keanu Reeves
Helen Benson:  Jennifer Connelly
Regina Jackson:  Kathy Bates
Barnhardt: John Cleese
Michael

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The Nazi Origins To Global Warming

The Nazi Origins To Global Warming

AUTHOR: WAYNE SCHMID

To bring up global warming now, after many southern states have set record low temperatures in this last month must seem ridiculous.

I found it interesting when I came across the history behind Al Gore’s version of apocalyptic…

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Kerry: We Need Your Money

Kerry: We Need Your Money

Sen. John Kerry is almost as big a gaff gift as Joe Biden. It is politicians like him that has put this country in jeopardy. Kerry’s latest musing occurred on 1-11-2011 when in front of the Center for American Progress (a Read More » | No Comments

Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

20 term Democrat Rep. Charles Rangel, the exalted House Ways and Means chairman, was convicted Tuesday on 11 counts of breaking ethic rules.  I realize it is a misnomer to use the word ethics and Democrat in the same sentence, so please forgive my faux pas.  (Or the naive thought…

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Charlie Sheen and Al Gore:  More similar than you think

Charlie Sheen and Al Gore: More similar than you think

As we Republicans are getting ready to mow over the Democrats like fresh grass on Tuesday, I thought it would be a fun diversion to compare Charlie and Al, who were both back at being incredible dumb_______well, you know what the blank is.

On the subject of leaving the car

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Real and Made Up History for September 9th, 2010. Red State Report

We hope you enjoy this installment of Real and Made Up History by the Red State Report.  If we forgot anything major or if you have a comment, please feel free to write down at the bottom of this article.  Thanks for stopping by:

  • Mao Zedong passed away

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Red State Report:  Real and Made Up History Facts for 9/6/2010

Red State Report: Real and Made Up History Facts for 9/6/2010

We are starting a new, daily column in which we educate you with both real and made up facts about history on this day.  We invite you to give us your comments or let us know which answers are real and which are fake.  Enjoy!

1.  The first…

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The State of Climate Change

The State of Climate Change

I was forwarded this gem from a fan of the Red State Report. Piers Corbyn, a London based astrophysicist, forecasts weather based on solar weather technique.  He is appearing on a the news program, Russia Today.  The video reminded me of one of my all-time favorite reads, and Piers’ hair reminds me…

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Climate Change: Tipper and Al Gore Splitting Up

Climate Change: Tipper and Al Gore Splitting Up

Apparently Tipper Gore has decided that being married for forty years to a cyborg obsessed with carbon dioxide is long enough. Al and Tipper Gore have announced that they’re “separating” now, just two weeks after their 40th wedding anniversary.

While the decision to part ways is being described…

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