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Wasilla's next mayor:  Levi Johnston, Community Organizer

Wasilla’s next mayor: Levi Johnston, Community Organizer

Too irrelevant to wait for the Friday Funnies:  Levi Johnston, the guy made famous by sperminating Bristol Palin and posing for PlayGirl, has filed a “letter of intent” to run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.  Johnston signed up earlier this month to shoot a TV reality show that will chronicle…

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In Deep Waters

In Deep Waters

Today the House of Representatives ethics panel formally accused the 10 term  California Democratic lawmaker Maxine Waters of three counts of breaking House rules and violating the spirit of another rule– Special Favors.  The trouble started when she set up a 2008 meeting between the treasury secretary and OneUnited Bank. …

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Video: Obama BS Remover

Video: Obama BS Remover

You can get your very own Obama BS Remover at BSRemoval.com! My favorite line? “It even works on a Prius!”

via: Red Planet Cartoons

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An Homage to Obama's Home Country

An Homage to Obama’s Home Country

At the risk of earning the birther nickname, I’m happy to post this video tribute to Kenya. According to Michelle Obama and many other sources, Barack Obama was born in Kenya. While that technically makes him constitutionally ineligible to be the President of the United States, that doesn’t…

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Get Your Hands off of my Marshmallow Peeps, Ma!!

Get Your Hands off of my Marshmallow Peeps, Ma!!

At a Wal Mart in North Carolina, several women fought over Candy Eggs, Chocolate Rabbits and Peeps this last Saturday.  Why?  Here may be a few questions that need to be answered:

  • Were they fighting over the latest Wrestling Video and the peeps became weapons?
  • Was all that was

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Hey Ma!  The possum kissed me back! (No not Nancy Pelosi)

Hey Ma! The possum kissed me back! (No not Nancy Pelosi)

How did I come up with this title?  Well, I wish I could say that I hadn’t.  However, in looking for something to write about this week’s events,  such as Reid and Pelosi COMBINING FOR A 14% APPROVAL RATING, I ran into something that helps me keep things in perspective…

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Hollywood, Stop the Lindsanity

Hollywood, Stop the Lindsanity

Dear Matty,

I have a 6 year old and 5 year old who love Miley Cyrus.  I see she has a new movie coming out soon, The Last Song.  They are begging me to take them but I worry the movie will be too “old” for their minds.  What should…

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Don’t Worry, You’ll Still Have A Choice

When Obama promises that you’ll still be able to keep your existing health insurance if you like it, he always forgets to mention that your insurance company will have to still be in business in order to allow this. You can’t buy auto insurance after you’ve already totaled your…

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Obamafeld

This video from Politizoid is absolutely hilarious. Ben Nelson and Nancy Pelosi are my favorite characters. How about you?

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Liberal Laugh:  One of the FUNNIEST Obama Cartoons Ever!

Liberal Laugh: One of the FUNNIEST Obama Cartoons Ever!

Hi everybody.  I hope you had a great weekend and are ready for more fun watching the Democrats self-destruct this week!

I have, up to this point, avoided the health care debate.  Watching Harry Reid speak  has inspired a comparison to Debbie Downer, but I have left the health…

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Degree of Thought

Dear Matty,
I am a collegiate athlete graduating in May. I will graduate in the top 15% of my class. I have not made up my mind whether to pursue a private or public sector job. Can you offer any insight on which way to go?

Sam at Stanford

Dear

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Bad News, Barry

Caption: “BAD NEWS- THE GOP’S FILIBUSTERED YOUR NICOTINE PATCH.”

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Liberal Laugh:  Huh?  Did Nancy Just Say That?

Liberal Laugh: Huh? Did Nancy Just Say That?

Hi ho…first of all…for those of you looking for the Joseph Biden/Whiner Family Comparisons…those darned capitalists at NBC have seemed to put a clamp down on people getting that for free as it cannot be found on the internet…at least not yet. VP Biden gives me lots of other options…

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Liberal Laugh: Man Breaks Into Jail

In spite of all of the goofy news today….thank you Senator Brown…there is always a laugh out there.  The true stupidity of some people cannot help but make us chuckle…here is that story for the day.  Enjoy:

Man Breaks into Jail for Sex with Girlfriend

The Democrats usually give me…

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Presidential Hide and Seek

The last time Obama faced a real press conference (read: real questions, no teleprompter), President Obama “acted stupidly” when he chastised Cambridge, Mass. police officer James Crowley. Crowley had arrested Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. for breaking into his own home and also for resisting arrest.

If it seems…

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Do You Like Math, Susie?

Dear Matty,
I am 9 years old and in the third grade. My Social Studies teacher tells me that my parents are killing polar bears every time they drive their SUV. Is my teacher right? I love my parents, but I also love polar bears. I feel so sad. What…

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Republican Wants to Go Green

Dear Matty,
I consider myself a republican, but I also want to save the environment. My problem, and thus my question is- What should I choose at the grocery store, paper or plastic? Paper kills trees, and plastic will end up in a landfill forever killing wildlife. HELP!

Troubled in…

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Let ‘Em All Die!

Dear Matty,
I’m a recovering liberal, but unfortunately I have relapses when ever I watch the news, especially MSNBC. I am having a relapse right now and am I writing for your help. My question is: Why do the Republicans want to let every one die, by killing the health…

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