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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 26th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 26th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Fuzhou City, China – A 22 year old patient nicknamed “Xiaolian”, finally decides to get a nose removed that was growing on his forehead. He explained that he decided to finally have the surgery because of the constant frustration of nearly drowning every time…

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Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden

Jay Leno Makes Fun Of Obama and Biden

The Obama administration is trouble.  How do I know this?  Comedians are turning on Obama.

Jay Leno has found great fodder from within the Obama administration.  His latest monologue hit comes from his assessment of the Biden/Ryan debate.  Check out the video in the link below:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHyMaOMVfqw

The best humor…

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Crazy Joe Jam- the gift that keeps on giving

Crazy Joe Jam- the gift that keeps on giving

The Vice-Presidential debate was being built up as potentially the most entertaining ever.  When the smoke cleared, what were the viewers left with?

When discussing the winners and losers for the debate, I will have to say the loser was….the viewers!

Most people tuned in to see the gaffe machine…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of the important upcoming election, he must pander to one of his most loyal demographics, which consists of politically misinformed dimwitted women.

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both fast food restaurants new, “no shoes, no shirt, no jackets filled with high explosives, no service policy”. They said it is an insensitive and arrogant attempt by…

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Defending Clint Eastwood: Right Turn Clyde

Defending Clint Eastwood: Right Turn Clyde

Most of the media was piling on Dirty Harry for what they perceived as a rambling incoherent speech at the RNC.

Some have even gone as far as suggesting Eastwood had some code racists phrases in his speech, from Michael Grunwald of Time…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 24th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Dec 24th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The American Psychiatric Association announces that their most recent experiment with a large group of people addressing the same emotional problem, was not very successful. They chartered a bus with more than 60 people from various supports groups, that all had…

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Should Cain Thank Perry?

Should Cain Thank Perry?

We have all heard, ad nauseum, about the alleged sexually harassment claims being waged against Herman Cain.  Now the Cain camp is coming out firing all barrels at the Rick Perry camp, claiming they are at fault for bringing the baseless story to the media.

I have a problem with

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct. 20th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Oct. 20th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is said to be furious after President Obama not only refused to shake his hand, but laughed in his face with his staff. The situation happened when both men thought the microphones were turned off. Biden extended…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 18th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden’s understanding and knowledge of foreign affairs has again come into question. When asked about the best way to deal with ethnic cleansing, Biden responded by saying that the White House does not endorse one detergent over another.…

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Jon Bruning: Nebraska’s Joe Biden

Jon Bruning: Nebraska’s Joe Biden

AUTHOR: Elijah Lovejoy

Years ago, during his first campaign for Attorney General, there was a rumor when Bruning was in college, he got ticketed for stealing a bar sign out of Iguanas. “Who cares?” I thought. He was young.

Several years later I learned, when Bruning was in law school,…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 29th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 29th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes to America for giving the impression that he embraces the Chinese mandate of one child per family. He also apologized to President Xi Jinping, when the Chinese leader called him an idiot after Biden tried to…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 20th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he worked feverishly over the past month to finish it, going through several boxes of crayons and coloring the last few pages.

 

 

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 13th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really understand what the S&P downgrade really was. He initially said that when he heard the downgrade went from AAA to AA, he…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 29th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with demand. Because of the rule changes in Major League Baseball due to health reasons, all dugouts must now have at least ten spittoons.

 

 

 

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More Pearls From Joe Biden

More Pearls From Joe Biden

There are many truths of life, one of those is: If Joe Biden’s lips are moving, he’s putting his foot in his mouth.

The Vice President has been working over-time so much so his tongue is being examined for the possibility of athletes foot.

First there was the Veep on…

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The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)

The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)

The Great Economic Stimulus (Stimubust)

It’s been two years since the disastrous passage of the Economic Stimulus package and Obama and the main stream press are still defending it as the single greatest legislation to come from Washington (outside the healthcare law) since Washington was President.

The White House website…

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Coralled Thoughts By Matty

Coralled Thoughts By Matty

New Jersey Governor and Red State Report- Red Star Award winner Chris Christie , was in Iowa Monday campaigning for Republican gubernatorial candidate Terry Branstad.  Could this be a start of a 2012 presidential run by the conservative union busting Christie?   We at Red State Report sure hope so.…

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Crazy Joe Biden's Jam of the Month Club

Crazy Joe Biden’s Jam of the Month Club

Joe Biden, to me as a conservative columnist/mocker of all things Democratic, confirms my belief in a creator. He is the gift that keeps on giving.  Crazy Joe actually makes me think there is a Santa Claus everytime he opens his yapper.

His latest gaffe occurred in our home state,

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Alien Life on Earth

Alien Life on Earth

Your children will be sleeping better tonight thanks to an announcement from the United Nations this weekend. They are set to appoint Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist and current head of the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), to the position of Ambassador responsible for dealing with alien…

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