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Matty's Corralled Thought- Death of the Twinkie

Matty’s Corralled Thought- Death of the Twinkie

Video killed the radio star and the union added snack cakes to its (job) death toll today.  It was announced today that Hostess will be going out of business (liquidating sugary liquids) and taking with them the beloved Twinkie, Ding Dong and Ho Ho. Normally this column is titled…

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How Is Aborti-stock Doing?

How Is Aborti-stock Doing?

After two full days I am wondering, how is the DNC Convention, a.k.a Aborti-stock doing?

Up to this point it appears Aborti-stock is becoming an audition for the next face of Sham Wow.  The speakers are excellent performers, reading the teleprompter flawlessly.

The democrats climbed all over…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Aug 11

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – While addressing an audience of almost exclusively women at the Auraria Event Center, President Obama states that it is unfair for Michelle Obama not to be paid for what she does as the First Lady. He said that if that changes,…

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UPDATE: New School Lunch Standards...Gone Too Far

UPDATE: New School Lunch Standards…Gone Too Far

Author: Wayne Schmid

Michelle Obama is fresh off a major legislative victory.  The child nutrition legislation passed in a bipartisan manner (to include my own Republican Representative, Jeff Fortenberry) without much fanfare.

This legislation is aimed at…

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Obama Is 'Generally Proud' Of U.S. Troops

Obama Is ‘Generally Proud’ Of U.S. Troops

It seems we get a glimpse into the heads of the Obamas right around election time.  In 2008 we had Michelle Obama stating “For the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country”.  Even though this should have been a sign of the ideology that permeates…

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Why Spending Must Be Cut

Why Spending Must Be Cut

In this the post debt debate, post financial downgrade time period, all we hear is how taxes need to be raised to turn the economy around.  The Tea Party members are getting attacked for their insistence on a no new taxes pledge.  Never mind that everybody knows spending cuts are as…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

The biggest news coming out of Washington today is not America’s response to Egypt, Japan, or the rising gas prices.  It is Obama’s NCAA basketball picks! The president took the safe road by picking all four of the favorites to win their regions (Duke, Kansas, Ohio State, Pittsburg).  The president…

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Matty's Corralled Thoughts

Matty’s Corralled Thoughts

The White House is giving Burger King a run for their money as the being known as the new home of the whopper.  Forget the day-to-day ones that come out of the mouths of the politicians that occupy the place and reflect on…

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Global Warming causes Mini Ice Ages

Global Warming causes Mini Ice Ages

If you were to believe President Obama, global warming is something that has to be dealt with now rather than later. In spite of his attempt in cramming legislation down our throats (failing a Democratic Congress no less), he has decided that constitutional procedures do not matter. 

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The Pledge of Allegiance:  Is This School Ashamed?

The Pledge of Allegiance: Is This School Ashamed?

How does America end up with homegrown terrorist or a First Lady who states:   ” Let me tell you something — for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country?”

Individuals such as these could…

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President Obama:  Please, no second stimulus package.

President Obama: Please, no second stimulus package.

Dear Mr. President, I bid you a warm welcome and hello.

You became President know for saying that you would bring about “change we can believe in.” Everything that has happened since then has brought about the exact opposite. I would like to mention that I am a relatively new…

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Sorry Aquaman, Obama Has Taken Over The Oceans

Sorry Aquaman, Obama Has Taken Over The Oceans

The summer of 2010 is supposed to be the summer of jobs.  The White House is trying to put a positive spin on the economy.  This is an economy that continues to shed jobs, housing bankruptcies at near record numbers and business bankruptcies continuing on the upswing. Yet. instead of…

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The Commander In Vacations

The Commander In Vacations

After a successful week at work, with a half a million more people applying for unemployment benefits, and 50% of those enrolled in the Obama mortgage-aid program leaving the program, it only makes sense it’s time to head out on a vacation……

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Obama Vacations With His Teleprompter

Obama Vacations With His Teleprompter

When I head out on vacation I always have my check list. It seems there is always something I leave off the list, accidentally, but usually it is unimportant items. President Obama has a very important thing on the top of his list…TOTUS! (Teleprompter of the United States) They are closer…

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