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PSA for surviving Election Night Riots

PSA for surviving Election Night Riots

While dodging zombies, mummies and other brainless wonders on Halloween night, I got to thinking on “how are we going to contend with the disappointed brainless Obama voter on election night?”   The Democrats will do anything to maintain power.  Rumors have been milling about that if Obama loses and…

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Red State Report Endorsement for President

Red State Report Endorsement for President

Here at the Red State Report, we do not enjoy the same tax status of a church. So, like many black churches in America, we are allowed to recommend to you who to…

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Debate #3-To Tell The Truth...Or Not.

Debate #3-To Tell The Truth…Or Not.

There once was a game show-To Tell The Truth.  In the show the central character is accompanied by two impostors who pretend to be the central character.  The goal was to tell which person, out of the 3, was telling the truth, while the others were telling lies.  These debates aren’t…

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Did Candy Collude With Obama?

Did Candy Collude With Obama?

As it goes for republican presidential nominees, they know when they walk into a debate, the debate moderator will be pulling for the democrat.  It is expected the moderator will interrupt the republican more than the democrat, give more time to the democrat, but Candy Crowley went one step further.…

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Romney Vs. Obama Round 1: A Knockout!

Romney Vs. Obama Round 1: A Knockout!

No matter how you slice it, it was a great night for Mitt Romney.  Butt stomping, beatdown, whatever you want to call it.  At times, it was hard to tell who was President and who wasn’t.  While I don’t think it was a homerun, Romney certainly hit doubles and triples…

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What To Expect In The Debates

What To Expect In The Debates

Presidential debates start this Wednesday.  Tension builds, who will win?

The answer is easy, Obama!

Why you say will Obama win?  Obama should lose and be embarrassed, he has nothing to say that is good about his 1st term.  The economy is a disaster, foreign policy has gone up in…

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How Do We Read All These Polls?

How Do We Read All These Polls?

Polls come flying out of multiple press outlets daily like bullets from an M-16.  Some have Romney up by 1, others Obama by 1, then there are the polls that have Obama with huge leads in nearly all the battleground states, while another has us believe Pennsylvania is within a…

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Reasons To Vote For And Pledge Allegiance To Obama

Reasons To Vote For And Pledge Allegiance To Obama

Actresses throughout Hollywood are now asking people to“plege allegiance to Obama“.  As Jessica Alba stated:  “Growing up, my classmates and I started every day with a ritual: We’d stand up, put our right hand over our hearts,

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Ask Matty: Musical Chairs

Ask Matty: Musical Chairs

Dear Matty:
Am I missing something with Clint Eastwood and the chair?

Buffy, Vancouver

Dear Buffy,
I must admit I was doing my part to stimulate the economy the evening Mr. Eastwood was talking to the chair. I too, was confused when i started watching it mid-way through…

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Your Racist For Supporting Romney, Of Course.

Your Racist For Supporting Romney, Of Course.

It’s no surprise that people within the Obama campaign would use the race card, the question is: Does anybody believe it at this point?  The latest example comes from Portsmouth Democrat State Senator Louise Lucas, a member of Barack Obama’s  official “Truth Team”.

SENATOR

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/July 22nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama refuses to back down from his statement, that anyone that who has ever created a successful business, cannot take credit for building it. He went on to say that the Wright Brothers should not have taken credit for building…

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Liberals Elites: Do Fat Women Vote Romney?

Liberals Elites: Do Fat Women Vote Romney?

In a world that is politically correct on most anything offensive (outside of attacking Christians and Jews), the mostly liberal publication, The Daily Beast through author Rebecca Dana, asked: Do fat women vote Romney?

The Daily Beast teases the article with the above question, while the actual title of the article…

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Who Will Vote For Obama In November?

Who Will Vote For Obama In November?

Most polls in the public are showing Obama getting around 45% of the population to vote for him, with Romney hanging in the same area.  Now however Rasmussen is showing a 7 point lead for Romney after Obama’s admission he is for “gay marriage”, who doubted that though?!

So who…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 6th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/May 6th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney continues to get very little nationwide support on his recent suggestion on how to deal with high gas prices.

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though OWN is on the…

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Obama's Narcissism on Parade

Obama’s Narcissism on Parade

One can’t turn on the TV without hearing how brave Obama was last year when he allowed the Seal Team to continue it’s mission which was to apprehend or kill Osama Bin Laden.

The reality of the decision is more like:

Obama sitting back with his feet propped up on…

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Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

Romney and Obama are battling over Dogs.

 

Romney and Obama are battling over dogs.

I love epic events the can define a generation.  Nowadays, most epic events start the letter “X” (X-games, XFL, Xbox, Xanax).  That letter just seems cooler.  But, for an older generation, our epic events started with the words “the battle of…” …

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It's Time To Unite

It’s Time To Unite

Rick Santorum announced he is suspending his campaign today April 10th, which is tatum mount to saying he has suspended any real opposition left to Mitt Romney taking the nomination outright.  Watching the announcement today, I saw that same look in Rick’s eyes as one witnesses on the National Geographic…

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Qid Pro Quo?

Qid Pro Quo?

It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to notice Ron Paul has been attacking all his opponents for not being real conservatives, that is except the most liberal of the candidates…Mitt R0mney.  Romney and Ron Paul went after Santorum in unison at the debates like the Cisco Kid and Panco, making yet…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 17th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 17th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gayle King remains calm as Michelle Obama gives her some career advice. The First Lady commended her for landing the job on “CBS this Morning”, but then told her that her apparent obsession with trying to talk and…

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Why Hate The Rich?

Why Hate The Rich?

Nebraska has been front and center in the 99% “hate on” for the remaining wealthy 1%  and the President has been trying to capitalize on this sentiment, making his feelings very public during the State of Delusion Speech Obama gave recently.  Obama’s guest during the speech was the much talked about Debra Bosanek, Warren…

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