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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 8th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 8th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention state that they have no record of Al Sharpton, Donald Trump, or Jesse Jackson ever contracting an STD, even though all three are notorious camera whores.

BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – In…

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Ron Paul, Hop aboard the Crazy Train

Ron Paul, Hop aboard the Crazy Train

AUTHORS: Skip Chatterson and Matty

To think Ozzy Osbourne wrote the best campaign song we could find for the Ron Paul camp.  “Crazy, that’s how it goes.  Millions of people living as foes…”  The Iowa caucus is just around the corner, and currently the caucus is up for grabs.  Anybody could win…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov 28th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Nov 28th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – GOP presidential candidate New Gingrich receives the coveted endorsement from the highly-influential New Hampshire newspaper “The Manchester Union Leader”. According to an anonymous source, Mitt Romney who was counting on that endorsement, took it very hard. Before being heavily sedated,…

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Love Affair With Chris Christie

Love Affair With Chris Christie

The Presidential candidate field on the republican side is chock full of people with ranging views from solid conservatives (Bachmann, Santorum, and Cain) to the foreign policy wacky (Ron Paul), the pro-pot candidate (Gary Johnson and he isn’t even the Green Party’s nomination), the pro-marriage candidate…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Sept 28th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama angers Congresswoman Maxine Waters after telling the audience at the Congressional Black Caucus to “stop complaining”. Waters was later overheard informing the President that he had no right to talk to them like they were children. Obama responded by…

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Who's Line Is It, Anyway?

Who’s Line Is It, Anyway?

We have heard a lot of silly even stupid things from the President down to some of the Republican hopefuls.  How about the stupid and scary statements?  I know Obama has plenty of those and a few Republicans (i.e. Newt Gingrich) have too. 

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Will Obama's Numbers be Like this in Two Years?

Will Obama’s Numbers be Like this in Two Years?

RASMUSSEN TODAY… DEVELOPING…

Obama Approval Index: -22 (Matches all-time low for this president)
Strongly Approve 24%
Strongly Disapprove 46% (Matches highest for this president)
Total Approval 43%

[Note: Media coverage of Obama has improved significantly over past week as his approval ratings have slipped… While

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