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The Blame Wars

The Blame Wars

Much like the brain cell challenged trio in Delta Farce, the establishment republicans are going to war with the wrong people.  Larry the Cable Guy and his crew end up believing they have been dropped in the middle of Iraq, questioning all the surrounding natives as if they are Iraqis. …

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It's Time To Unite

It’s Time To Unite

Rick Santorum announced he is suspending his campaign today April 10th, which is tatum mount to saying he has suspended any real opposition left to Mitt Romney taking the nomination outright.  Watching the announcement today, I saw that same look in Rick’s eyes as one witnesses on the National Geographic…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 22nd

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 22nd

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Georgetown University Law Center student Sandra Fluke, returned to Congress with more demands of the federal government. She initially testified before the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee that all women should get free contraceptives. Now she is saying that the…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 8th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Mar 8th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.), in response to the Rush Limbaugh-Sandra Fluke controversy, told the host of Meet the Press David Gregory, “I don’t know any woman in America, David, that thinks that being…

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Qid Pro Quo?

Qid Pro Quo?

It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to notice Ron Paul has been attacking all his opponents for not being real conservatives, that is except the most liberal of the candidates…Mitt R0mney.  Romney and Ron Paul went after Santorum in unison at the debates like the Cisco Kid and Panco, making yet…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 17th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Feb 17th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gayle King remains calm as Michelle Obama gives her some career advice. The First Lady commended her for landing the job on “CBS this Morning”, but then told her that her apparent obsession with trying to talk and…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 19th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 19th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Tuscan Islands of Giglio, Italy – There is now international outrage at Captain Francesco Schettino for abandoning the Costa Concordia, leaving passengers to fend for themselves. Schettino later stated after his arrest, that the reason why he promptly left the cruise ship and went…

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Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 8th

Unconfirmed Breaking News/Jan 8th

AUTHOR: BLAKE GRANTHAM

BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention state that they have no record of Al Sharpton, Donald Trump, or Jesse Jackson ever contracting an STD, even though all three are notorious camera whores.

BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – In…

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Ron Paul, Hop aboard the Crazy Train

Ron Paul, Hop aboard the Crazy Train

AUTHORS: Skip Chatterson and Matty

To think Ozzy Osbourne wrote the best campaign song we could find for the Ron Paul camp.  “Crazy, that’s how it goes.  Millions of people living as foes…”  The Iowa caucus is just around the corner, and currently the caucus is up for grabs.  Anybody could win…

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Who Should Be Your Candidate?

Who Should Be Your Candidate?

At this moment in time there are a great number of choices for Presidential candidate.  Eventually the list will be whittled down to two, but at this point in time each person can dream of their own favorite candidate as President.  But, who is the best candidate for you?

Here…

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